I’m not sure why David Letterman never used this top 10 list. Maybe he never had a writer who was a humorous keynote speaker who actually served time for involvement in a white collar conspiracy. Or, maybe to world might not have thought these would be funny. Maybe you do.
I was sorry that everyone close to me; everyone I loved had to go through this nightmare too. But, behind me I could hear the sobs of those I was sorry for, and I just couldn’t get the words out.
I took notes while I was in prison and have come up with what I believe to be a pretty accurate profile of a would-be inmate. To those of you who are mothers and fathers, this might explain a lot!